Fake Gordon Ramsay

What the fuck is a Tumblr?

If you can't make it to my restaurants, then read my blog.
Damn you, mango pit!

Damn you, mango pit!

‘Chefs should be fined if they don’t have ingredients in season on their menu,’ he told the BBC on Friday…’There should be stringent laws, licensing laws, to make sure produce is only used in season and season only.

Me to Reuters (via mascarah via jessicalouise)

Those fucks misqoted me, I said “Chefs should be shot…”